- Always believe you are an expert at everything (even if you aren't really).
- Always give things a try - you might just fluke it.
- Have a positive body image (even if it isn't accurate).
- Always be understanding when your children say sorry.
- Treat your wife like she is a princess.
- Have a good sense of humour about yourself.
- When you jump in muddy puddles, you must become one with the puddle.
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